Well....me... ummmm... I think you all know perfectly well who i am but for those of you with amnesia...
My name is Ben and i live in surrey. I also go to Heathside school (boring!)I do art and history which are quite good. Also I.T which is piss easy really, french( with evil miss mills)and the other usual stuff-maths, science etc. So thats crappy school done....
I have a completely mad family as some of you will know. My mum is alright i spose but my brother is a complete twat and a loser! but anyone at my school can you hug him cause he gets all embarressed.So do this as often as you can please. My grandma who some say i go there too often is definately mad and insane.eg. in the car i asked her could she open the window so she said yes she could, opened it and closed it again. KT knows. I have two aunties one who is cool and one not so much. i'm soon going to stay at my grandads house when my mum moves up to Yorkshire leaving me here! I don't care though cause it has sky, a double bed, unlimited coke etc. So now you've met my family. i'll get a picture up soon.

I like lots of t.v programs and i feel i should mention them so you can also share their amazing wonderfulness!... here are just a few....
1) the league of gentlemen- oh my goodness the best program in the world with tubbs, edward, papa lazerou (your my wife now dave)hee hee, babara and herr lip. Oh my god its good!
2)Teachers- this is also amazing! theres simon, susan, kurt, brian, jenny, jp and suprisingly enough they are teachers at a school but oh its much cooler than it sounds. you have to watch it. i don't care who you all are just watch it- wed.ch4 10:00.Nuf said.
3)Smack the pony- hee hee oh my this is funny! You should also watch this cause its amazing.
4) a few other good ones...
spaced, the office ooo and coupling which is really funny! and others that i can't remeber so obviously aren't quite so good.

My Favorite Things To Do
I like most things really especially the tv programs mentioned above. I go to ventures (higher scouts) which is cool and i have just done my chief scout award which is good. I don't particuly like school cause the teachers are utter twats!
I love Lord Of The Rings. Thats just too good really. I have read the book and I would like to say to anyone who has seen the film that Gandalf isn't dead and Frodo destroys the ring. HA HA HA!!! Now you know.
I also go to my youth group "JAM" which is actually a bit crap so i won't mention that.
Oh yeah some of my favourite bands... Lit who i saw in concert, the dandy warhols, coldplay, stereophonics, porcupine tree.

Some of My Favourite People (i feel i should mention you)
People at school who i like ie not the populars:
Nick- I've know him for ages and im worried about you nick, stop liking otters and water features so much please and at jos house CLEANING!
Marika-A very sensible person and an aussie.
Gaby- slightly mad and sings too much.
Mark- Please cut your hair just wear a wig.
Jo- a bit of a hippie and is going out with mark.
Holly- taken the wrong path in life but i don't care.
Kt- completely mad. I think the drugs have ruined her brain! Dedicated friend of Holly's.Has pulled holly!
Chloe-a.k.a. tomato face. Also is extremely mad and eats non-stop. Has a seal fast stomach.
Helen Mcclain- i swear she has jet packs on her back.
Katie Mchardy- Oooh you get very moody sometimes kt but you are quite funny sometimes and ur mum did drugs!
K's group-there's too many of you to mention so i'll group you. ALL MAD.
Lorna- happy now? ur priveliged enough to be mentioned. Strokes girls legs. However she LIKES BOYS! is part of k's group.
Georgia- also in k's group. is as easy as ABC. Also went out with vesty boy who is a COMPLETE TWAT!
( . )( . ) hee hee!

This is Lit and they are cool.